Yesterday Charles very excitedly told me that it was exactly one month until his birthday! How cool is that - just a month! Which, means, of course, that today it is exactly one month until Christmas Day. How the freak did that happen? But it's true. One month.
So when I regained consciousness, I thought... no. No, e-L. Don't be afraid. It's only Christmas. And a month before Christmas is still an awfully long time. And take heart! Rejoice! Because when it's a month before Christmas you know what that means. That means it's time for this. Yes, it is.
Okay, I feel better now.