So Charles and Max have been talking careers with me. Yes, they're only 8 and 6 respectively, but dudes, they're so thinking long term. And the conversations have gone something like this:
Charles: I'm definitely going to be a karate instructor when I grow up. Oh, and maybe a massage therapist too.
Me: Cool. You can totally kick someone's ass making them work super hard in karate class and then invite them to the massage room where you'll relieve those sore muscles.
Charles: Yep, that's the plan!
Me: Possible conflict of interest, but whatever. Great idea! Max, what about you?
Max: Well, I think I want to have an ice cream shop with lots and lots of different flavours.
Me: That's awesome, I love ice cream, I will definitely go there
Max: Well, for the adults there will also be beer and wine!
Me: Dude, seriously? A licensed ice cream shop? You rock!